Mallu language problem!
Malayalees have a unique ability to start any business and prosper "if and only if" they are outside Kerala. Even language is not a problem for them!
In the attached audio file what you hear is a conversation between a helpless mallu(Malayalee), who knows bits of english and an american customer. The american had just bought a DVD from the malayalee shop and realizes it doesn't work. So he calls him up.
Download Mallu Conversation (mp3). Right click and save the file locally before playing!
Hilarious!